Just found the answer
to an age old question…
How many people does it take to open the main/front door to your building in Flatbush?
Because apparently.. a pitt bull, a toy poodle, a black man, a black woman and a white girl just ain’t enough.
Just spent 20 minutes banging on a door and kicking it with my tights and pointy flats. Had to walk through an alleyway and a garbage area just to get my dog so he could fucking pee.
After I waded through nasty water and went back through the trash area, the answer to this question was found.
The key ingredient was Carlos, the superintendent who proceeded to beat on the door with a wrench.. how had I been so blind to the answer before? I have garbage water in my shoe.